RICE BOY

Hello people. So today our topic is RICE! Now with most people when you hear rice there's a stereotype that goes along with it... that is Asians. Rice is very important to us. Its wat we eat morning, lunch and dinner. For those hardcore asians out there. WE just can't get enough of it. But unlike SOME of us we eat things APART from rice, that is why we know the existence of noodles, salads, tacos and pizza :) So where you mite say is this random topic of rice going to go? I have a little short story to tell you. Whenever i hear rice i think of him, he is RICE BOY.

Story NO.2 of the day.

One day there was this asian guy who was born into an asian family who was one of those people who couldn't get enough of rice. Lets just call him RB (>>short for Rice Boy<<). Anyway RB ate rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. He even had rice biscuits for snacks. Not only was this guy a ricelover he was also lazy. You hear people who get fat on junk food, and lollies. This guy made a new medical discovery... that it was possible to get fat on rice!! Over time as RB grew bigger and bigger his appetite got bigger and bigger. Day by day he would increase his rice portions. After a week he found that cooking 30 cups of rice was the only way to satsify his rice hunger. This obsession was slowly killing him. One morning RB thought it would be a good idea to try cooking 50 cups of rice at once. Little did he know that his rice cooker had had enough. --BOOM-- his rice cooker caught fire. This signalled the funeral for his beloved rice cooker and his rice world. RB was so depressed that he couldn't eat his favourite rice anymore. He thought that his whole world was crashing down around him. NO FOOD HE SCREAMED NO MORE RICE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO Someone happened to be walking past RB during this depressing moment of his life. She managed to save him from his crazy rice self. This is how it went.

Stranger: "Why are you saying your life is over?"
RB: "My rice cooker died and now i have nothing to eat. Rice has been my whole life. There's nothing but rice."
Stranger: "Are you telling me that you've never eaten ANYTHING but RICE?"
RB: "How could you? Rice is the only thing i know about. Its my everything. My Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Dessert, Snack. I even love the music of rice, when you swirl it in its pot. Its music to my ears. I mean what could you eat apart from rice!?"
Stranger: "Not everyone eats rice you know..."
RB: "hahaha, you're joking right? EVERYONE eats rice! What ELSE would they eat huh... POTATOES!?" Stranger: =.=">>>......

This sad sad story was taken from a real life event. He has now since learned that there is more to food than rice and that not everyone eats rice. And if they don't eat rice it doesn't mean they eat potatoes.

THE END