and it was another day in ESL......we were in the libray =.="

I AM NOT RAMBLIN!! YOU RAMBLE YOU LOSER!! jkjkjk
you're not a loser, and some prior warning, some lame corny pick up lines that you should never USE!! unless you're corny and lame yourself

FIRSTLY!! STORY TIME!! YAAAY!!! (in hi pitch voice)

twice....no once! upon a time, there was a girl/guy/something =.=" who.....was called. ASH-lephile? (is that how you spell it?) ANYWAYS!!! one day...lets jst call her ash....was studyin at...BOK HEEEL soooooper-library when she laid her eyes upon a very.....VERY VERY......SEXY! no...EWWW!! he was FUGLY! yet...ash was still attracted 2 him (weird much?)
well, maybe he wasn't entirely fugly, but 2 everyone else he was. 2 ash....he was the HAWWTEST GUY EVA!!! (random much =.=") ANYWAYs!!! she decided 2 approach this guy
his name is COCKROACH!! hehe or JG. (take your pick ash) this JG GUY WAS LIKE OMG!! SOOOO HOT!! he had....A BOLD head (his head was big and shiny) and his hair was like...emo...much??? nah, he was like HARDCORE AZN GANGSTA!! coz ash likes that ;)
he looked really really TEEE BEEE!!! becoz TEE BEE's are AWESUM!! and like....SOOOOOOOooooooo AWESOME and HOT!! (hehe, dw, gwen thinks so as well...yea...) this TEE BEE azn gangsta was sittin by himself...like a LONER!! she thought..THIS IS MY SHOT!! 1 shot 2 talk 2 this super-azn-goku-hair-style-TEE-BEEE GUY!!!
so...
she walks up 2 the guy
and seys....
nothin! coz she was tooo CHICKEN AND RAN AWAY!! LOSER!!! OMG!! JST TALK 2 HIM GOD DAMMIT!!


but then 5mins later....she tried agen!
this time...she seys
NOTHINO AGEN!! YOU BIG LOSER!! WTF?!!?! JST TALK 2 HIM!!! HES NOT A GOD DAMN ALIEN IS HE!!.....or is he.....COZ HES SO HOT HES OUT OF THIS WORLD!!


then another 5mins later....she TRIED agen!!
but this time...she seys
"hey, i lost my number, can i borrow yours" (LOL,ROFL,LMAO, CORNY!! but classy =P)
the Super-Azn-Gangsta-Goku-AZN-Hair-Stlye-TEE-BEE (SAGGAHSTB) guy was like...
"OH my GOD! i have like heard that line, a billion times, you totally do not know how to pick up guys. Me, im an expert, but you....just, NO!"
ASH WAS LIKE "but but...this has worked before, whats happening?!!"
lil did she kno, she was losing her charm! her charm to pick up GUYS!! NOOooooooooo!! this was a TRAgEDY! she...was very the sad!
but DONT WORRY!! BRANDON HE!!! MIKE HES COUSIN!! CAME to tHE REUSCUE!! YAAY!!
*authors note* WAT THE F***?!"
he was liek..."YO! my name is Braaaaandon! i am MIKE HES fourths brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, grandfathers, grandmothers,nephews, neices, uncles, auntys, step bro, and cousins cousins cousin...."
and ash was like..." umm....i like...dont give a damn"
braaaand-eon was like "WHAT-EEEEEEVER! im related 2 mike he so im like AWESOME!!"
"did you say mike he??"
"yes i sed mike he"
"are yo usure oyu sed mike he?"
"YES IM SURE I SED MIKE HE"
"THE MIKE HE"
"HOW MANY GOD DAMN MIKE HE"S dO YOU KNO WOMAN!??!"
"umm...2, taiwanese star and some yr7 kid"
"OH REALLY!!!!"
"yes, really"
"OH REALLY!?!?!"
"yes.....REALLY!! so which one are you related 2?"
"the hot one ^^"
"yr7 kid is pretty hot"
"no...i meant the taiwanese star!"


with this!! ash proceeeded 2 use her pick up line agen, but with a twist....
"I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
and mr. he was liek..."huh?? what??"
ash sed agen "I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out???"
the expression on mr. he's face jst MELTED!!
go to: http://yummycelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mike-he-pic-0003.jpg and you will be able 2 see the HAWWWWTEST GUY EVA!! (not)
"YES!!"
they talked and walked out of the library to the super azn store called...ITCHY PAN!! where they had crepes! and like...MASSIVE TALL GLASSES OF....something you drink =.="
THE END
hehehe


enjoy readin XD


anyways!
we're here sittin in IT! or esl....BORED OUT OF OUR FRIGGIN BRAINS!!
its a last period of the WEEK!! thank god! FRIDAY!! and its 12:50 and we've got about 10mins 2 GO! thank friggin GOD =.=" (sorry any christian people) but ITS TRUE!!
i think we should be studyin....ya??? agree??? GWen: YES! brandon: ummm..i think so (awesumly - retarded much) JKJK!! they're betta than talkin 2 chairs (not)


i want to go home and SLEEP!! i've been sick aLLWEEEK LAH!!! *COUGH*COUGH*COUGH*COUGH*COUGH*COUGH* MUHAHAHAH! RUN AWAY! no please dont =( il b lonely! i only have you blogger!!! (WTF)
side note: brandon....is not mike hes bro! (not)x2


12:52
bored


12:53
still bored


12:54
pig jst flew past our window


12:55
think i spaced out @ 12:54


la di da di da! i want pizza 2DAY!! but im broke :'(
WAAH!!!
this is LAME!!!!!


hungry!
feeed ME GWEN!!
please =D



~bai bai~ V^^v <3 <----- its a butt wearing a cap!! hehehehehe

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